she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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