so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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