The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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