She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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