yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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