Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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