I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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