First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We had to coat check the pizza.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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