So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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