It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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