that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
