so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So much Jack, so little girl.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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