Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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