And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I didn't notice because vodka
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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