do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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