Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Quick, to the slutcave!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I have post one night stand depression
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