I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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