She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
smell my finger.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The power of my boobs compel you
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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