I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
