HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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