you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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