Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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