its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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