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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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