My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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