I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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