Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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