well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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