is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I have tasted many bathrooms
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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