their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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