Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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