so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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