Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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