i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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