I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It was confusing and full of hummus
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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