windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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