i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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