We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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