Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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