So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He felt like a one man threesome
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Randomize
