so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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