I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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