is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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