is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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