yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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