I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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