I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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