He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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