I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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