I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
