I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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