He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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