i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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