You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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