He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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