have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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